Cookie Monster – Nonexistent Privacy Online, Osana Cookie Insano and Ilk
Yes, the “They” have created yet another monster: Boundless privacy laws and cookie conundrums.
Regard Their insanity — entire websites and online services tending to (and attempting profit from) the already boundless laws and verbiage about “privacy” and “cookies” and “consent”. Meanwhile, there is no genuine, guaranteed or meaningful “privacy” online nor in any digital medium or realm, despite insistence otherwise. Osano, a company profiting from cookie banner mandates etc, illustrates the cottage industry birthed by rampant over-regulation theater.
Our version is short and sweet, 100% compliant — use if if you like. If you need we can help with server-side cookie-compliance coding: “Our site requires essential cookies. You may Allow All Cookies for full features or Limit Cookies to core functionality.”
This list of insanity as of 5 Aug 2025
Hereโs a list of major global privacy and data protection laws , beyond the well-known GDPR , CCPA , CPRA , CNIL , and ePrivacy :
๐ Global / Regional Laws
Law Region Description OECD Privacy Guidelines International Foundational principles adopted by many countries. APEC Privacy Framework Asia-Pacific Voluntary framework to align member privacy rules.
๐บ๐ธ United States (Beyond CCPA/CPRA)
Law Jurisdiction Notes HIPAA Federal Protects medical/health information. FERPA Federal Governs student educational records. GLBA Federal Financial data privacy from institutions. VPPA Federal Video rental/purchase history (Netflix lawsuits). Childrenโs Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) Federal Protects data of children under 13. State Laws Colorado, Virginia, Connecticut, Utah, Texas, Oregon, etc. Each has its own state-level privacy law similar to CCPA.
๐ช๐บ European Union & EEA
Law Country Notes GDPR EU / EEA General Data Protection Regulation. ePrivacy Directive EU “Cookie law”, governs electronic communications. Schrems II EU Invalidated Privacy Shield; affects EU-US data transfers.
๐จ๐ฆ Canada
Law Scope Notes PIPEDA Federal (private sector) Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act. FIPPA / MFIPPA Provincial Government records (e.g. Ontario). Bill C-27 (proposed) Federal Proposed replacement for PIPEDA (CPPA โ Consumer Privacy Protection Act).
๐ฆ๐บ Australia
Law Scope Notes Privacy Act 1988 National Covers personal information handling. Australian Privacy Principles (APPs) National Guidelines within the Privacy Act.
๐ฌ๐ง United Kingdom
Law Scope Notes UK GDPR National UK version of GDPR post-Brexit. Data Protection Act 2018 National Supplements UK GDPR.
๐ Asia
Country Law Notes China PIPL (Personal Information Protection Law)Modeled loosely after GDPR; very strict. India DPDP Act 2023 (Digital Personal Data Protection Act)Recent comprehensive data law. Japan APPI (Act on Protection of Personal Information)Updated in 2020 to align with GDPR. South Korea PIPA (Personal Information Protection Act)One of the most stringent globally. Singapore PDPA (Personal Data Protection Act)National privacy law with corporate focus.
๐ Other Notables
Country Law Notes Brazil LGPD (Lei Geral de Proteรงรฃo de Dados)GDPR-inspired national data protection law. South Africa POPIA (Protection of Personal Information Act)Strong privacy law, fully enforced since 2021. Nigeria NDPR (Nigeria Data Protection Regulation)African model law reference. Israel Privacy Protection Law Certified as providing adequate protection by the EU. Russia Federal Law on Personal Data Strong localization requirements.
Abstraction after foothold; endless feature-creep.
This insanity is boundless; it will never end and only grow like a cancer.
They have created a monster, its own pursuit for its own sake.
Embodiment of Slippery Slope