Cookie Monster – Nonexistent Privacy Online, Osana Cookie Insano and Ilk

Cookie Monster – Nonexistent Privacy Online, Osana Cookie Insano and Ilk

Yes, the “They” have created yet another monster: Boundless privacy laws and cookie conundrums.

Regard Their insanity — entire websites and online services tending to (and attempting profit from) the already boundless laws and verbiage about “privacy” and “cookies” and “consent”. Meanwhile, there is no genuine, guaranteed or meaningful “privacy” online nor in any digital medium or realm, despite insistence otherwise. Osano, a company profiting from cookie banner mandates etc, illustrates the cottage industry birthed by rampant over-regulation theater.

Our version is short and sweet, 100% compliant — use if if you like. If you need we can help with server-side cookie-compliance coding: “Our site requires essential cookies. You may Allow All Cookies for full features or Limit Cookies to core functionality.”

This list of insanity as of 5 Aug 2025

Hereโ€™s a list of major global privacy and data protection laws, beyond the well-known GDPR, CCPA, CPRA, CNIL, and ePrivacy:


๐ŸŒ Global / Regional Laws

LawRegionDescription
OECD Privacy GuidelinesInternationalFoundational principles adopted by many countries.
APEC Privacy FrameworkAsia-PacificVoluntary framework to align member privacy rules.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States (Beyond CCPA/CPRA)

LawJurisdictionNotes
HIPAAFederalProtects medical/health information.
FERPAFederalGoverns student educational records.
GLBAFederalFinancial data privacy from institutions.
VPPAFederalVideo rental/purchase history (Netflix lawsuits).
Childrenโ€™s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)FederalProtects data of children under 13.
State LawsColorado, Virginia, Connecticut, Utah, Texas, Oregon, etc.Each has its own state-level privacy law similar to CCPA.

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Union & EEA

LawCountryNotes
GDPREU / EEAGeneral Data Protection Regulation.
ePrivacy DirectiveEU“Cookie law”, governs electronic communications.
Schrems IIEUInvalidated Privacy Shield; affects EU-US data transfers.

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada

LawScopeNotes
PIPEDAFederal (private sector)Personal Information Protection and Electronic Documents Act.
FIPPA / MFIPPAProvincialGovernment records (e.g. Ontario).
Bill C-27 (proposed)FederalProposed replacement for PIPEDA (CPPA โ€“ Consumer Privacy Protection Act).

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia

LawScopeNotes
Privacy Act 1988NationalCovers personal information handling.
Australian Privacy Principles (APPs)NationalGuidelines within the Privacy Act.

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom

LawScopeNotes
UK GDPRNationalUK version of GDPR post-Brexit.
Data Protection Act 2018NationalSupplements UK GDPR.

๐ŸŒ Asia

CountryLawNotes
ChinaPIPL (Personal Information Protection Law)Modeled loosely after GDPR; very strict.
IndiaDPDP Act 2023 (Digital Personal Data Protection Act)Recent comprehensive data law.
JapanAPPI (Act on Protection of Personal Information)Updated in 2020 to align with GDPR.
South KoreaPIPA (Personal Information Protection Act)One of the most stringent globally.
SingaporePDPA (Personal Data Protection Act)National privacy law with corporate focus.

๐ŸŒ Other Notables

CountryLawNotes
BrazilLGPD (Lei Geral de Proteรงรฃo de Dados)GDPR-inspired national data protection law.
South AfricaPOPIA (Protection of Personal Information Act)Strong privacy law, fully enforced since 2021.
NigeriaNDPR (Nigeria Data Protection Regulation)African model law reference.
IsraelPrivacy Protection LawCertified as providing adequate protection by the EU.
RussiaFederal Law on Personal DataStrong localization requirements.

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Abstraction after foothold; endless feature-creep.

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This insanity is boundless; it will never end and only grow like a cancer.

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They have created a monster, its own pursuit for its own sake.

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Embodiment of Slippery Slope

Cookie Monster - Nonexistent Privacy Online, Osana Cookie Insano and Ilk

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